Here's a good one for all you "24" fans out there...
Gina and I are switching our car insurance policies to Allstate, which our condo is under, for discounts and pure ease. The spokesman for Allstate, as you know, is Dennis Haysbert (President "Pedro Cerrano"). So we switch to an Allstate office west of our home, and we're transferred to an agent. Can you guess what this agent's name might be?
Mike N o w i c k (in Polish, which is probably the heritage of the name, the "w" would be pronounced as a "v" for those who don't know). Too funny. I asked him about it, and he laughed...he does watch the show, so he knew who I was talking about, and he thought that was funny too.
There is your pitiful humor for the time being.