--What schtick? I'll think of something...

--Well, I was GOING to open my thank you message to the reception attendees with the following, but it got lost in the shuffle of Gina singing and everyone booing me that I wasn't going to sing. :) So here it is:
Today (as in, my wedding day), I made two wagers, both on "showing up." I finished the day at .500. Gina showed up, but the horse I bet on in the Kentucky Derby, named "Showing Up," did not win. I thought maybe the luck would extend to the sportsbooks of Vegas for me, but it did not. Still, I'm happy that I won at least one of those bets.

Or something like that...

I'm still working on recovering from the best day of my life thus far, which was yesterday. Thank God I have tomorrow off, because I'm tired, even though I did get a full, uninterrupted eight hours of sleep last night.