I see this in a confidential job listing: "Phone calls and drop-ins will be eliminated from consideration."

I want to go to a pay phone, call and say, "Yes, hi, I sent my resume to your company three days ago, and I was just wondering if you received it?"
"OK sir, what's your name?"
"My name? Oh, it's KISS MY ASS YOU FILTHY, SNOBBY PIECES OF SHIT WHO THINK YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE REST OF US! FUCK OFF, THAT'S MY NAME! Oh, and good luck with your search, I'm sure it's a great fuckin' place to work. Assholes."

Dial tone.