Today has started in auspicious fashion. Within five minutes, I banged the end of my tibia/fibula (the protruding end of the bone down in my ankle) off the corner of my bed and then stubbed my toe off the corner of my CPU here.

This after being mildly awakened by my jackass upstairs neighbor around 9am by him screaming angrily at either his dogs or someone else. I hope his dogs shit all over his house, since he doesn't clean up the yard. Now I'm getting angry just thinking about the guy, so I'll stop.