The following is from a coworker's "Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit" calendar. Another coworker friend and I have deemed ourselves to fit this definition perfectly...and honestly, this has made my week and my weekend. I could honestly ride this out for a while too. It is so completely right on.

“Self-starter: Someone who is deemed to need no supervision, guidance, external motivation, or training in order to do the job and is brought into an irrevocably damaged situation and will vainly attempt to fix it; a gung-ho person whom it is great fun for crusty vets to watch as he or she slowly self-destructs.”

I immediately copied this page of the daily calendar and plan to post it in my office post-haste on Monday.

Have a great weekend! Still no baby here!