Holiday Party Update:

Minutes Andy has been beaming about bonus: 32
Times editors here have said bonus is "clutch" in high-pitched voice, but quietly: 5
Beers Andy retrieved on round for coworkers: 4
Phone calls made to correspondents: 1
Phone calls Andy is waiting for: 3
Beers Andy will have at work the rest of the afternoon: 0
Time Andy still has to stay at work: 2 hours, 15 minutes