Holiday party update:
Beers drank: 2.5
Stories edited: 2
Times made fun of: 2
Babies present: 2
Times babies were made fun of: 0
Putting challenges lost to a coworker: 1
No. of putts made in putting challenge (of 7): 2
Onside kick challenges scheduled: 1
Bonuses just received: 1
Bonuses Andy is VERY happy with: 1
Amount Andy will bitch about money for the next week: 0

Merry Christmas! :) :) :) :) :)