Ladies and gentlemen, via the Sun-Times, Sox manager Ozzie Guillen on the pain of passing a kidney stone: "The pain was scary,'' he said. "A lot of people say [the pain is] close to having a baby. If women had a baby like that, they would refuse to have a baby, believe me. I know women are real strong. I have three kids and they come from a woman. If that's the way they feel when they are going to have a baby, then God bless the woman. We aren't man enough. I think the woman is the real man because that was something I don't wish even my worst enemy.''

Personally, I take my hand off to him.